Camel Trekker T-Shirts

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"The gods really love tight buns."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"When we get back to the hotel we'll throw away our sandals and wash our feet. I don't want to go home and have to explain a case of camel toe."

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."