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Future Tents

Have you seen the other tent pole?

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Bigfoot tracks...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.