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"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

Danger - Slow Sand.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Yeoman of the Guard