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"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Outside with that!'