Temple Adventurer Gifts

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"All the celebrities come here."

'Outside with that!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'