Tent Adventurer Gifts

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

Campground closed until further notice

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

I think you're ace

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Future Tents

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

A Day in the Country.

Meet the new factory manager.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Outside with that!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Help!"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'