Tent Seeker Gifts

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Future Tents

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Do you have an appointment?'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

"And it's also a really great hedge against a future bad housing market."

A very in tents little girl.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

Husband sleeps in a tent next to his wife in the family bed

Tel Aviv Tents

Tourists

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"