Tiny Adventurer Gifts

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I'm not saying you can't do it, I'm just saying I think I can hear my Mother calling me for dinner!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When did she start crawling?"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Pirate

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.