Tiny Adventurer T-Shirts

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I'm not saying you can't do it, I'm just saying I think I can hear my Mother calling me for dinner!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When did she start crawling?"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Pirate

The Fall from Pisa

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.