Toy Adventurer Gifts

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Where the wild things were."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."