Mini Adventurer Gifts

'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"May I see the travel section?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Looks like your insurance is going to cost me a fortune.'

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"That was a boring field trip."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The experienced backpacker.

The Victors

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When did she start crawling?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Bike Rides

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

'How's the water skiing?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

i-teddy

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"