Mini Bar Adventurer Gifts

Hotel Mini Bar

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"When did she start crawling?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"That was a boring field trip."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I can never find any change here."