Pub Adventurer Gifts

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Serenading

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

New York Netherworld

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Follow that cab!'