Pub Adventurer Pillows

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Push for Disco...

Serenading

Men's fragrances...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

New York Netherworld

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.