Pub Enthusiast Pillows

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

Skittles match.

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Got any I.D.?""No, but I've got my ego and super-ego."

How Scientists Work

"I knew you'd like this place."

Victorian Pub Scene

'It's taken over from The Red Lion as the most common pub sign in Britain.'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

'Another Ahab?'

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

'Just looking, thanks.'

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

'It's amazing what you learn when you decide to spend more time with your family. For example, today I learned my family moved away 7 months ago.'

The local bar exercised social distancing

'Live Football Here' sign in a Pub is a literal warning.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I tried letting my inner child out to play, and I ended up in Juvenile Court!'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Last arrests at the bar please...!'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

He managed to get his Mission Statement down to just one word...

"What do you mean 'Rip off'. It's a topless bar isn't it?!?!

"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."

"And a bag of peanuts."

'It's what I'd call an unpretentious old fashioned boozer.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Zimmer walker padlocked to lamp post outside public house

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub