Pub Explorers Gifts

Boozing aliens!

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

Wine taster with mineral water

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.