Pub Explorers Gifts

Boozing aliens!

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

"You lack spontaniety."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.