Theme Pub Explorer Gifts

'The pub with no beer' "Whose 'brilliant theme pub idea' was this?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Men gossiping

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

The Reaper's Arms

The Snooze Bar.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'