Pub Ambiance Explorer Gifts

The Revamped And Interior Decorator

'No ice.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

City Boy.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"So, do you come here often?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'It's your round.'