Pub Ambiance Explorer Mugs

The Revamped And Interior Decorator

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"So, do you come here often?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"Your shout!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."