Pub Explorer Mugs

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Man in the pub thinks of his wife waiting at home.

"Hop it! We don't serve your type!"

"Alright, Robert, I'll be your valentine, but you still have to pay for the drinks."

"Well of course I'm not tired of living. What a frightfully silly thing to say!"

Ernie is using his smartphone to search the net for drinking establishments. I'm not getting any bars.

Child In A Bar.

'It happened so gradually I never noticed that somewhere along the line they turned me into a lapdog.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I'll just go grab that beer for you now...'

'I'll just duck in here and ask directions to the beach.'

"I'm getting a second opinion from Al's Bar and Grill."

'Joe's Bar. Threat Level: Medium.'

How to find a Restaurant in Ireland

The Pint

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beers

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"