Pub Scene Admirer Gifts

"Them's dancin' words."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

"Why so grim, handsome?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'Beer? Wassat then?'