Theme Pub Explorer Pillows

'The pub with no beer' "Whose 'brilliant theme pub idea' was this?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

The Reaper's Arms

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Men gossiping

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'