Theme Pubs Pillows

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The Saxon King' pub

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Barman In Love.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."