Theme Pubs Pillows

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Beer Stall

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Barman In Love.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Just water for me, please."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."