Pubs Pillows

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"You're cut out for this job."

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

'So it's the Red Lion, followed by the Rose and Crown, and then on to the Horse and Hounds.'

"I forget to drink."

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

Pub landlords t-shirt 'GNAT'S'

'Morning Herald' News Story Images- Jonas Junks Thrown out of Pub in St Giles, London

Drunken singers in a public house

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'I tried letting my inner child out to play, and I ended up in Juvenile Court!'

"Don't tell me... Beer with hops!"

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

"Hop it! We don't serve your type!"

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

Beer...Nothing beats a great pair of kegs.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'You know nothing about football either? So we've both spent TWO HOURS bluffing?'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'It's an old football injury.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Every time! Every time we come in here I get carded, every time!'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'