Bars And Pubs Pillows

'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

"Them's dancin' words."

"I'd like to buy you a drink, beautiful... but I forgot my wallet in my pants and my pants at home."

No dogs allowed !

No Dogs Allowed

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Towny Music Night.

'Anyone can eat right... but it takes a top performer to drink right.'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Beers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.