Spending Time At The Pub Pillows

Clancy Strip: Always at the Pub

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Professional woman in pub

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Drunken singers in a public house

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "