Spending Time At Bars Pillows

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

'Happy Hour is over - you can relax!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Watching the football.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Pints of Lager

Real Beer People

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Live soccer today.

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"How about one more for the road not taken?"

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"You're Bard!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Full glass

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Join me in a beer?