Going Out To Bars Pillows

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Beers

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Watching the football.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Pints of Lager

Real Beer People

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

A Busy Sports Bar

Full glass

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"You're Bard!"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"How about one more for the road not taken?"

Getting old...