Visiting Bars Pillows

Swan Inn: No children or men in lycra

"Actually, right now I'm in retox."

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Ballet! Boy, this place sure had me fooled!

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"I'm getting a second opinion from Al's Bar and Grill."

"What I like about this place is they let - if you'll pardon the expression - sleeping dogs lie."

Perfectly fitted to his environment, the crafty and experienced hunter has his prey firmly in view, ready to hit.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Watching the football.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pints of Lager

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'