Going Out To Bars Mugs

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Beers

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Watching the football.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Real Beer People

Pints of Lager

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

A Busy Sports Bar

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"You're Bard!"

Full glass

Getting old...

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"How about one more for the road not taken?"