Pub Food Pillows

JOE'S BAR AND GRILL AND WHATEVER

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'No ice.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Barman In Love.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."