Pub Snacks Pillows

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"This place has the best happy hour."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Surreal ale

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Just water for me, please."

'The Saxon King' pub

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Barman In Love.