Pub Snacks Pillows

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"This place has the best happy hour."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I forget to drink."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Barman In Love.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'The Saxon King' pub

"Just water for me, please."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Surreal ale

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"