Bar Snack Enthusiast Pillows

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"