Bar Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Trail mix?"

Super Heroes.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Back in 5 minutes!

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Pope tarts.