Pub Quiz Pillows

'Well here's your final pub quiz question: Whose is the blonde hair on your jacket?' (wife to husband).

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You have had enough

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Whack A Soul.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Music Quiz

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

Pub Quiz

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'