Pub Quiz Aficionado Pillows

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Pub Quiz - 'Question 5: Where are all the contestants?'

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."

'Funny how the pub quiz champion can't tell what time it is'

Young Farmers have quiz, and one is a 'barn dunce'.

Pub Quiz

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Professional woman in pub

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'