Pub Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Complementary Beverages

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"Harpy Hour."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Pub Quiz

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

"Leave the toilet."

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

No glasses to be taken outside.

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."