Pub Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Complementary Beverages

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Harpy Hour."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

Bar, My dog doesn't understand me.

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Pub Quiz

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

I'm used to seeing crocodile tears when I tell off a man in this bar, but this is the first time I've seen crocodile exclamation points. ! !

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

"Leave the toilet."

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

No glasses to be taken outside.

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'