Pub Humor Lover Gifts

Your happy hour is a joke. Since this is a comic strip, could you at least make it a joke with a punch line? Happy Hour 5-5:30,

'After you. So courteous, he always lets me in first, so I have to buy the first round.'

Bear in a bar going to the door marked 'Woods' next to the toilet door

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Complementary Beverages

"You lack spontaniety."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Fancy a swift half?'

Pint

'Just too many choices.'

The First Roast Chicken.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'These drinks have been watered down.'

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.

"Are you seeing anyone?"

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"Harpy Hour."

Where Cream Ale comes from

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"The farmer's had the shepherd's pie 'cos the shepherd had the ploughman's..."