Pub Joke Lover Gifts

'Hey, we're all adults here, so a little jungle humor's okay, right? There was this stupid elephant...'

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You lack spontaniety."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Fancy a swift half?'

Pint

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

The First Roast Chicken.

'Just too many choices.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

"Harpy Hour."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Where Cream Ale comes from

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"The farmer's had the shepherd's pie 'cos the shepherd had the ploughman's..."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."