Pub Joke Lover Pillows

'Hey, we're all adults here, so a little jungle humor's okay, right? There was this stupid elephant...'

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Fancy a swift half?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Just too many choices.'

The First Roast Chicken.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."

"Harpy Hour."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"The farmer's had the shepherd's pie 'cos the shepherd had the ploughman's..."

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."