Pub Quiz Master Pillows

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Smart Arse"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Funky Facts: USA.

Music Quiz

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"