Pub Quizzer Pillows

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

"What's your poison, mate?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"What would you like me to play next?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Whack A Soul.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Music Quiz

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Pub Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'