Pub Quizzer Prints

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

"What's your poison, mate?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"What would you like me to play next?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Whack A Soul.

Music Quiz

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Pub Quiz

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'