Pub Quizzes Prints

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'You're just what I'm looking for...how would you like to come to a pub quiz with me?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

Pub quiz: '...How long before we get a decent menu in here?'

"You appear well versed in industry practices, but meet us at the hotel bar for trivia so we can determine the broader range of your knowledge."

'You're starting 'Trivia Night' each Monday? What do you think happens here the other 6 nights of the week?'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'Do you spend all your time here?' 'No, I sometimes go to the Crown.'

"Well here's another pub quiz. Which one was it,, and who were you with."

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Funny how the pub quiz champion can't tell what time it is'

"Whose head got kicked in after a drunken row in the toilets on Friday night?"

"Welcome to the hard bar quiz. Question number 1: who are you looking at...?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Before the Internet

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You have had enough

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Whack A Soul.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Music Quiz

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Pub Quiz

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'