Pub Quiz King Prints

A man at the bar

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You have had enough

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Whack A Soul.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Music Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Pub Quiz

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"