Pub Quiz King Gifts

A man at the bar

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You have had enough

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Whack A Soul.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Music Quiz

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Pub Quiz

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'