Pub Quiz Buff Gifts

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You have had enough

Music Quiz

"Harpy Hour."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

Pub Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

No glasses to be taken outside.

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."

'You better not start anything...'

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.

'Do you spend all your time here?' 'No, I sometimes go to the Crown.'

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Realistic pub quiz.

Pub quiz: '...How long before we get a decent menu in here?'