Pub Quiz Night Gifts

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

City centre pub.

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

You have had enough

Whack A Soul.

Music Quiz

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"No conifering, please."

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Pub Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'