Pub Quiz Lover Gifts

UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"You lack spontaniety."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house